Blonde Babblings

Imma singin for singapore!!!!

okay singapore is officially THE coolest.

I am sitting here in the oasis lounge and loving every second of it. I had a 9 hour (approx) flight here from CHCH and it was an adventure in itself. we had this crazy turbulence for a whole lotta the flight and it honestly was the bumpiest ride i have every had on a plane. we had some sa-weet views though. like of ayres rock in australia. man that thing is red. Oz is on my list of next travels. Damn... i think i caught the dreaded (?) travel bug. tee hee.

so anywho back to this crazy plane ride of death. haha well i am sure that i would have been a crank if i didnt pull my charms and "inspire generousity" in the flight attendants. what i mean is i got 3 seats to myslef and the best leg room ever. plus i was in the middle aisle and at the very back of the plane... yah thats right, closest to the food and toilets baby! haha. all in all it was a big success. so do you want to know my secret for getting rock on service?... well i might have to kill you but here it is. 1) look foreign... they love that. 2) look like a famous foreigner 3) be a grateful foreigner. serious guys, just put on some nice-as clothes and pretend liek you are the shiznit (haha sonya this lingo remonds me of hamneh) then it is all sweet-as from there.

okay seriously though, all it takes is to ask and then you can have a comfy-as flight liek me! damn, i should write a book ;) tee hee.

so next tip. whenever you feel bored, jsut pretend liek you are famous and walk around with pouty lips and confidence... so now you pretty much have everyone wondering what new model/actress/singer you are and then you can get free things. haha, nah not always. but to spice things up and mess with people's minds you can do one or both of the following: 1> pretend to be euro and non-english speaking and then say something completely intelligent and polite in your best canadian tounge. 2> pretend to be all important and ignore most everybody except for little children who you give humungo smiles to. i tried all of these and it was a grand success.

so i havent ever started talking about my other funny things that has happened oh so recently but they will have to wait...i will say this in closing though:

this has been probably THE BEST 3 months of my life and i give God allt eh glory for all that is happening in my life and all that will happen.

posted by Lora @ 8:27 AM